Baby-Ruthie are our BFFL (hello, best friends for life). So naturally, we hired a personal investigator to follow them, because they keep insisting they are more beautiful than us, and this is definitely suspicious behavior. And to make sure they were being the bestest best friends that the bestest dolls ever (a.k.a. us) could have.
The results of our investigation were satisfactory. Actually, the investigation went VERY WELL!!! BECAUSE IT WAS ALL ABOUT US!!!
Want to see the results?!
Baby-Ruthie are being GREAT best friends. Baby is researching us!!!! PERFECT use of her time. Everyone should be researching us in your spare time. Actually, any time spent NOT researching us is a total waste of time and therefore, should be your main job. (See, then, if you are a teacher or whatever, you can teach about us at your other job!!!!) Procrastinating is bad. GET TO WORK.
Ruthie is playing Mini-Kit-Kat! Well, actually, HMMPH. HOW DID SHE GET OUR DOLLS BEFORE WE DID?! These dolls have been missing ever since THE KIDNAPPER IN DOLL FORM…
The Kidnapper in Doll Form
…convinced a certain human to LEAVE THEM AT COLLEGE UNTIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!! But we do have to say, it’s better than playing with Mini-Baby-Ruthie. Our investigator reports that Ruthie was making Mini-Kit-Kat fight over who liked her more. (Obviously, me, Kit, as she is MY best friend, not Kat’s.) Ruthie loses points in that area too as we don’t have time to waste fighting over them, so she was not being accurate; we are a better topic to talk about. DUH. But, Ruthie was paying attention to us instead of her so she passes the investigation as well.
Baby-Ruthie heard we were investigating them so they sent us a picture to help!!! GO THEM!!! They are such helpful BFFLs!!! Apparently Emily wanted to show off her new “grown-up” 1940s outfit. Whatever. (I, Kat, like that it’s pink.) Also, Baby, TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS. Hmmph.
Baby, Emily, and Ruthie
We think their time was better spent focusing on us.
Now excuse us, we are off to go play with Mini-Baby-Ruthie!!!