Kit-Kat Khip and More Twins!

This is a two part post. Why? There are two of us! Duh!

Kit-Kat Khip
We have a new invention. It’s a microchip that we implant in your brain. Once it implants in your brain, it directs your brain energy to think about us all the time! Isn’t that great! (As a bonus – did you know thinking burns calories? That’s what Camille keeps telling us, at least. And we think about ourselves a lot.) We know everyone wants to try it. Well, everyone except Harper. We are very confused about this. Harper had to have emergency brain surgery almost two weeks ago, so we thought this would be the perfect time to try out our khip. However, maybe she wasn’t thinking straight because she was having brain problems. We should try again now that she is (supposedly) back to normal… hmmph!!!

Anyway, you should sign up to get the Kit-Kat Khip! We are now board-certified neurosurgeons and PhD’s. And engineers. We got all these degrees (and our residency) online. How did we do the residency online? We played video games! Surgery is pretty much the same thing, especially on your brain. It only took us three hours! You can totally trust us!

More Twins
We are just so great that the world couldn’t get enough of us. Sophie is our newest hire at the Kit-Kat Impossible Mission Force, and we asked her to solve our latest case since we were working on the Khip.

Sophie and Emily

We were very pleased with how hard Sophie worked. Too bad she is traveling – we would keep her on the team! (What? Did we pay her? Isn’t being in our presence enough payment?)

Sophie Working

And guess what she discovered! Samantha has a twin!!!!!! The only sad part is, they don’t have candy-bar nicknames, so they can’t join the Kit-Kat and Baby-Ruthie club. Still. They are twins, so they have to join forces with us. We will update on that soon.

Liesel, Samantha's Twin!!

You can read more about the mystery and the Kit-Kat Khip in THIS ALBUM!!!!!!! We love comments in the album!!

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