Ruthie informed us today that she is mad at Baby and not talking to Baby.
“I’m probably not talking to you either because I think it’s all your fault!!! PHHHHMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!”
After Ruthie stopped whining (please! That is so annoying! WHAT?!?!?! WE NEVER WHINE ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!), we asked why she wasn’t talking to us, because that would be stupid because we are the Bestest Dolls Ever.
“Because you let Baby enter Little Miss Playthings and not me! It’s not fair!”
Baby is entering Little Miss Playthings.
So, being the wise dolls that we are, we had to explain. “It was a simple business decision. Baby is prettier.”
“THAT’S NOT TRUE!” Ruthie yelled. “I’M THE PRETTIEST DOLL EVER!!!!!!!!!”
“No, we’re the prettiest dolls ever,” we corrected.
“Phhm,” said Ruthie again, and stormed off.
Personally, we don’t really care if Baby and Ruthie aren’t speaking, but she should talk to us because we are great. Finally, Kit agreed to play Mini-Baby-Ruthie with her and Ruthie made Mini-Ruthie tell Mini-Baby that she was ugly. (What? I thought it was funny! Besides, I am prettier than Mini-Baby, so I didn’t really care as long as she wasn’t calling Mini-Kit ugly, because that would be false. -Kit)
Meanwhile, (real) Baby was prancing around talking about how pretty she was, and it was getting annoying, because we had to remind her multiple times that actually, WE are the prettiest dolls ever, not her. I thought we conducted an investigation into this business of them thinking they are prettier than us!!! HMMPH.
